You are so pretty and shiny and new. You're funky and trendy and oh so bright and full of colours. You've got the latest trends for AW11 covered. It's all boots with socks, fur with grey marle, vintage jeans, knitted ponchos and capes galore. It's leather skirts (and shorts) and floppy hats, mesh sweaters and buckle totes.
I love that the inspiration is from the 70s. Bring back feathers and flower power and faded denim. Wide leg pants are so now and tartan galore. It's all about headbands and leopard pumps and mixing patterns like it's going out of style.
Your muses come from the best rockers of all time; David Bowie, The Rolling Stones and Nancy Sinatra. Fashion! Turn to the left. Fashion! Turn to the right!
When it comes to accessories choose animal print and embellished necklaces. For beauty take your cues from the streets of Paris with Vanessa Paradis. Swing into the 60s with Edie Sedgewick, whose glamour inspired artist Andy Warhol.
I will be spending many lunch breaks in your store, many pay cheques on your clothes and many fun times in your designs.
Love your once again faithful Sportsgirl fan.